Toddler Logic!

I am in the laundry room folding laundry. Landon walks in and sits down on the floor with no undies on. I tell him to put some undies on because he does not want his naked bum on the floor. So what does he do? Grabs a washrag out of the pile, lays it flat on the floor and sits on it. "Bum bum not get dirty now." And procceeds to talk to the dog in her kennel.